Jokes 2

[nutmeg]

Quote from Yannis:

Not A Joke, But Very Interesting

Just put your mouse on a city anywhere in the world and the newspaper headlines pop up. Double click it and the page gets larger. Fascinating, and it's always up-to-date....Have fun!

http://www.newseum.org/todaysfrontpages/flash/default.asp

Wow. good find. Thats going on my favorites.

 

[nutmeg]

I noticed on the bottom of the page it says:


"Currently Active Users: 315"


I noticed the fact they single out addicts here on ET.

 

[nutmeg]

And this is how it started.........

Mom sent me to the bakery to get a loaf of bread.

I told the baker I need a loaf of bread.

He asked, "White or Rye?"

" It doesn't matter, I'm on my bike."

 

[nutmeg]

So 3 blind mice walk into a bar.

They can't see anything, so they walk straight into a table leg and die.

 

[fhl]

It's a beautiful day outside according to this live webcam.

 

[Yannis]

Quote from fhl: It's a beautiful day outside according to this live webcam.

To wit:

http://americancomedynetwork.com/animation.html?bit_id=25239

 

[fhl]

Why do members of the steelworkers union always travel in threes?

One can read, one can write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from nutmeg:

And this is how it started.........

Mom sent me to the bakery to get a loaf of bread.

I told the baker I need a loaf of bread.

He asked, "White or Rye?"

" It doesn't matter, I'm on my bike."

One day, Little Nutmeg asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?"

She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is
dead."

 

[nutmeg]

A man walked into a pub. It was an Iron Pub.

*boom tish*

Fuck, a "bar" dammit ,a bar, it was a Bar!

 

[nutmeg]

My friend died last year to this day, he drowned in the sea.

I always remember his last words "BLUBBLUBLUBLBLUBLBUB"