Jokes 2

flytiger · May 6, 2011

Quote from nutmeg:

I've just broken up with my retarded girlfriend. It never would have worked out anyway. I'd say potato, she'd say poortharty.

.........and I'd say tomato, and she 'd say AARRRRRRRAGABBBBBBBBDLJGLLLLLSEYYYYYYYYYYLDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

But Gawd, whatta rack!!!!

nutmeg · May 6, 2011

nutmeg · May 7, 2011

On OBL

There's been 3 wills so far, but whose counting.

They'll probably put out a new one when they kill him again next time.

nutmeg · May 8, 2011

The problem with having alzheimer's is that it doesn't just happen once.

nutmeg · May 8, 2011

My friend Steve broke his wheel chair yesterday. So, I took him on a pub crawl.

nutmeg · May 8, 2011

I think my Dad might be losing it.

Last night while he was watching the lottery he was rocking back and forth saying, "I'm Rich .. I'm Rich"

The silly old fart, his name is Stuart.

TGregg · May 8, 2011

Quote from nutmeg:

The problem with having alzheimer's is that it doesn't just happen once.

The best part of having a loved one with Alzheimer's is giving them the same gift every day and watching their joy of discovery as they unwrap it each time.

hoodooman · May 9, 2011

Here is a poem that I wrote about alzheimer's many years ago.

The sex was good on our wedding day.
The sex was good all along the way.
But now she has alzheimer's and I'm here to say.
Her brain is gone but the sex is ok.

fhl · May 9, 2011

If you want a free chest x-ray, just go to the airport.

And if you need a colonoscopy, just mention al-quaeda.

nutmeg · May 9, 2011

I had a Colonoscopy recently, and believe it or not, getting the camera up there doesn't hurt as much as you think.

It's the crew that really kills..