I know ya'll are speed readers here, but slow down..savor the words otherwise you'll be reading this twice, it's so good. mnnn.
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A dog goes into a bar. He is wearing an eye patch. The dog says to the bartender, "Have you heard the one about the one-eyed dog?"
The bartender, who is deaf in one ear, thinks the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave.
The dog says, "Don't you have a sense of humor, deafie
At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes.
Today it's a one-eyed dog. Yesterday it was a horse with rickets. The day before: ants.
He lives above the bar, in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listing to his battery operated radio, which picks up only a bad jazz station. He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear.
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A dog goes into a bar. He is wearing an eye patch. The dog says to the bartender, "Have you heard the one about the one-eyed dog?"
The bartender, who is deaf in one ear, thinks the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave.
The dog says, "Don't you have a sense of humor, deafie
At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes.
Today it's a one-eyed dog. Yesterday it was a horse with rickets. The day before: ants.
He lives above the bar, in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listing to his battery operated radio, which picks up only a bad jazz station. He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear.
