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No crocodile tears about Egypt, right?
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They are all hungry for all the sand-which-is there!
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A German, an Englishman, and an Egyptian went to an art museum and were spending some time in front of the painting of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. After observing the painting for a while an intrigued observer asked the 3 gentlemen where they thought Adam and Eve's origins could be from. The German said: Look at the perfection of their bodies. She with her slender and well formed figure and he with that athletic body and bulging muscles. There is no doubt they must be of German origin. Shaking his head in disagreement, the Englishman comments: It can't be! Note the serenity on their faces, their delicate poise, the sobriety in their gestures. They could only be English. After a few more seconds of contemplation and then the Egyptian exclaims: "I do NOT agree with ANY of your theories! Look closer: they don't have clothes, they don't have shoes, & they don't even have shelter. ALL they have is ONE apple to eat and to top it all off it is prohibited! They are sad. They don't protest and they STILL think they are in Paradise!?? They are definitely Egyptians!
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They are all hungry for all the sand-which-is there!
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A German, an Englishman, and an Egyptian went to an art museum and were spending some time in front of the painting of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. After observing the painting for a while an intrigued observer asked the 3 gentlemen where they thought Adam and Eve's origins could be from. The German said: Look at the perfection of their bodies. She with her slender and well formed figure and he with that athletic body and bulging muscles. There is no doubt they must be of German origin. Shaking his head in disagreement, the Englishman comments: It can't be! Note the serenity on their faces, their delicate poise, the sobriety in their gestures. They could only be English. After a few more seconds of contemplation and then the Egyptian exclaims: "I do NOT agree with ANY of your theories! Look closer: they don't have clothes, they don't have shoes, & they don't even have shelter. ALL they have is ONE apple to eat and to top it all off it is prohibited! They are sad. They don't protest and they STILL think they are in Paradise!?? They are definitely Egyptians!
CNN News:
"In Iran, meanwhile, Foreign Ministry spokesman Ramin Mehmanparast said Egyptian authorities should respect the demonstrators."
"In Iran, meanwhile, Foreign Ministry spokesman Ramin Mehmanparast said Egyptian authorities should respect the demonstrators."
Indeed it does!:eek:
Humpy. I think we know how you got here:
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00622/beer_goggles_622180a.swf
Oh, I know we all want to think we were conceived with soft lighting, classical music, a bit of wine, and candlelight. But, let's face it. To a large majority of the populace, chains, whips and spike collars are more the norm. Not that that's a bad thing.
And actually. I like the fat chick. She's got spunk.
And this is the NHS, the National Health Service in the UK. I'll bet their ad to avoid the clap is priceless.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00622/beer_goggles_622180a.swf
Oh, I know we all want to think we were conceived with soft lighting, classical music, a bit of wine, and candlelight. But, let's face it. To a large majority of the populace, chains, whips and spike collars are more the norm. Not that that's a bad thing.
And actually. I like the fat chick. She's got spunk.
And this is the NHS, the National Health Service in the UK. I'll bet their ad to avoid the clap is priceless.