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With most people, the left side of your brain does some things, and the right side does others.

In Joe Biden's case, however, neither side seems to do a whole lot.
 
Quote from Yannis:

There should be a system like they had in the Middle Ages and again during the Civil War, where one could pay someone else to exercise for them and reap all the benefits :)
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On this basis one could hardly complain if the wife is "serviced" by a neighbour/milkman etc.
 
Quote from Humpy:

On this basis one could hardly complain if the wife is "serviced" by a neighbour/milkman etc.
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This brings us back to the lazy guy who married the pregnant woman.
 
FDIC Friday..... stay tuned.

The way this banking crisis is going there will only be two banks left.

The Blood bank and the Sperm bank.
 
French President Nicolas Sarkozy clashed with Dimon at a later Davos session, telling him his portfolio had a large position in Lehman and besides "you never friended me on FB". Rivet rivet.
 
12:48 (Dow Jones) NYSE Euronext (NYX) issues “reminder” notice to exchange members that gambling is prohibited on trading floor and “a criminal offense in New York.” Write your own punchline about the financial crisis or the markets in general, but NYSE’s regulation department warns further against using post computers for “games of chance” or calling your bookie from the floor. “If you have any questions about whether a particular activity is prohibited, you should consult with your firm’s compliance officer, senior manager, and/or legal counsel,” according to NYSE notice.
 
I've just written a book which includes loads of masturbation tips if anyone's interested in buying it...

More info to come.



(j/k it's a joke.. please don't send me an e mail asking about prices an discounts, if it's a picture book or a pop up book, things like that)
 
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