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Investors have been nervously anticipating China's likely next step to tamp down inflation - namely a hike in interest rates ahead of the Lunar New Year holiday next week
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Sheesh, in America we have fomc, in china we have to wait for the lunar new year. Maybe a follow up with minutes of the lunar meeting.

watch out for those wabbits, westless wabbits.

Do they eat rabbits? Was rabbit on the state menu? lingity ling ling should have played "kill the rabbit opera, with my spear and magic helmet" @ the WH.

stay tuned
 
Quote from flytiger:

Jack LaLanne died. What chance do the rest of us have?

I'm having an eclair and a Marlbourough for breakfast.
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I hear ya. Who wants to get all sweaty. eeewwwhhhh.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

I got kicked out of exercise class because I pulled a groin muscle.

It wasn't mine.
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I always enjoy my weekly exercise class, especially as I get a discount because I only sit and watch.
 
Quote from nutmeg:I always enjoy my weekly exercise class, especially as I get a discount because I only sit and watch.
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There should be a system like they had in the Middle Ages and again during the Civil War, where one could pay someone else to exercise for them and reap all the benefits :)
 
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