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Quote from nutmeg:

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As the Grand Master Guru explained to his many followers who were attending his $1,500 seminar up on the Himalayas: "Nike is good... so is Puma... even Adidas... It all depends on what you want and what you can afford to pay... ..." :)
 
I've just played Monopoly: Credit Crunch Edition.

Basically, the banker flushes all the money down the toilet at the start of the game.
 
As if states did not have enough on their plates getting their shaky finances in order, a new bill is coming due — from the federal government, which will charge them $1.3 billion in interest this fall on the billions they have borrowed from Washington to pay unemployment benefits during the downturn.

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Sheesh, they could easly buy a power ball ticket.

Have 50 cent pump a pension fund on twitter.

Things ain't so bad, I found a five dollar bill in the wash yesterday.
 
I went for a meal with my mom and dad. I ordered cock-a-leekie soup, followed by coq au vin, with spotted dick for dessert.

My dad said, "Look son, we know you're gay. You don't have to emphasise it."

I said, "Sorry dad. I just thought it would be funny to order food that sounded naughty."

He said, "That doesn't bother me. I was talking about you wanking the waiter off while he took the orders."
 
Call us at the number whose digits translate into the name of the alcoholic beverage we’re not at all insinuating you were drinking when you fell off that ladder.


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