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"We have changed our course 360 degrees since we were here last time." CEO of GM, Rick Wagoner, as he lobbies Congress for more bailout dollars.

"A rich man's joke is always funny." Bernie Madoff
 
Coaching in the NFL is a bit more aggressive these days. . .

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Wrong thread for philosophy?
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Not at all.............



A guy comes home from a business trip and finds his wife in bed, a nervous look on her face.

He opens the closet to hang up his coat, and finds his best friend standing there, naked.

Stunned, he says, "Nutmeg, what are you doing here?"

Nutmeg shrugs and says, "Everybody's got to be someplace."
 
I heard that Iraq is going to help with the floods in Australia by sending over thousands of towels.

It's the first thing they thought of off the top of their heads.
 
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I heard that Iraq is going to help with the floods in Australia by sending over thousands of towels.

It's the first thing they thought of off the top of their heads.
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AAaagghh! Stop it, stop it, stop it, LOL

Don :p :D
 
Quote from mgookin:

If to quote someone means they are the originator of the message, I say the quotes are false. I think the people being cited for speaking the verses are the people who said it that people will listen to and quote.

If you said any one of those lines, nobody would pay attention; it would be meaningless.

Ben Franklin or Jay Leno says it and all of a sudden it's quotable.

Make sense?

Wrong thread for philosophy?

I agree. I'll go away now.

Happy New Year everyone :)
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As Mahatma Gandhi said: "Take care!" :)
 
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