Jokes 2

And in keeping with the spirit of the previous post:

'You know, this sickness is all in your head.'
'So I don't have a problem?'
'I wouldn't say that about a brain tumor.'
 
"New Year Fitness Guide for Overworked, Out-of-Shape Executives"

Ya think our chief of Homeland security can walk up a flight of stairs?
 
Crack me up with this one on Boehner.

"Busting Boehner's bawls"


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Will John Boehner please man up?

Liberals and advertisements for erectile dysfunction make the dubious claim that real men cry. But in the case of the bawling Mr. Boehner, tearing up publicly has transformed from a risky quirk of human nature into an extroverted piece of slobbering, nose-dripping, three-hanky theater.



Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/busting_boehner_bawls_PBgKFDkGsLV0EgOko0v9zN#ixzz1Adhw9OWH
 
My wife just text me saying "Hey babe, can you pick me up?"

I text back saying "Probably not, you've gained a few pounds"

Im in deep shit...
 
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