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Before you go knocking Social Media just remember; without it, you would have absolutely no way of knowing that I need to clip my fingernails.
 
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Before you go knocking Social Media just remember; without it, you would have absolutely no way of knowing that I need to clip my fingernails.
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Social media's days are numbered.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Before you go knocking Social Media just remember; without it, you would have absolutely no way of knowing that I need to clip my fingernails.
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Sorry, I was too busy trading and didn't have time to do the necessary research. So? Do your fingernail need clipping? If yes, what's the plan? :)
 
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Sorry, I was too busy trading and didn't have time to do the necessary research. So? Do your fingernail need clipping? If yes, what's the plan? :)
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No plan. Anyways what's up? Not much here, chillin out and eating some wheat thins. THESE ARE THE BOMBZ.:D Havin trouble wid my blackberrys Hard as a rock.
 
Starbucks cuts name, "coffee" from logo.

"....it's possible we'll have other products with our name on it and no coffee in it," Chief Executive Howard Schultz said.

I'll bet you guys don't know that there are Dunkin Donuts that do not sell donuts?

Think I shoot them off an email and suggest a name change, maybe just "Dunkin".
 
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This one is really under the radar. Good long term hold and short term trade.

My New Years resolution might be to see why this turtle keeps going up. Might look into what they've been investing in and see what I can see. Might change my handle to "KFN Rocks teh big one."
 
I came home from work last night to find my wife holding her left tit, and gasping for air

I phoned for an ambulance straight away

Just as I got off the phone, my 7 year old son came up to me and said "Dad, uncle Steve's hiding in my closet, and he's got no clothes on".

After hearing this, I marched into my sons room with a baseball bat, and gave him a good shot round the head.

When he finally came to, I shouted "You sick cunt! My wife's having an heart attack, and all you can do is go round the house and scare the fucking kids!"
 
People go on about Easter eggs being sold months before the event. Christmas decorations right after halloween.

That's nothing compared to Pancake Day. (march 1st)

Wall Mart has been selling Flour and Milk as far back as last October.

Disgraceful.
 
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