Jokes 2

[nutmeg]

Despite many stereotypes and common misconceptions, the French did not invent the game "Leapfrog"

I mean, they never want to get to the front, they just sit at the back looking useful.

 

[nutmeg]

"Now that doesn't look like a fridge"

Thought the cucumber.

 

[abattia]

The difference between an Irish wedding and funeral?

One less drunk at the funeral.

 

[abattia]

Unmarried, catholic Irish girl is pregnant. Her father is distraught.

"Are you sure you're the mother?" he asks.

 

[flytiger]

Quote from nutmeg:

"Now that doesn't look like a fridge"

Thought the cucumber.

You know, in the early 70's, I was with this hippie chick, and we had a garden. I used to let her harvest the cukes. She only brought me the little ones. I thought it was bad soil.

She left me for a Produce Manager at Shopright.

 

[nutmeg]

The wheel barrow was invented to teach the Irish to walk upright.

 

[DirkDigler]

I dream of a better tomorrow... One where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

 

[TGregg]

Know why Scotsmen wear kilts?

`Cuz sheep can hear zippers.

 

[Pension_Admin]

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[nutmeg]

After years of being in the closet my brother finally decided to come out.

We were so relieved; we thought he'd been murdered by a paedophile.