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Quote from flytiger:

No one on ET wrote this joke. As a matter of fact, no one on ET can understand this joke.

I will be searching Half.com for "The Yalie Jokebook".

"Two metaphysical scientists walk into a bar............."
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I screw
I will screw
I used to screw
I have screwed
I would have screwed
I scrod

Didn't study Latin for nuttin'
:D
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Keep your eye on elderly neighbours this winter, you might get some free milk and newspapers.
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Don't forget to put the empties back. The milk will come for at least a billing cycle.

That's for anyone above the Mason Dixon line old enough to remember the milk man, a man who actually brought dairy products to your door, and put them in some sort of insulated metal box with his company's name on them.

Many of you are more than likely descended from milkmen.
 
Just putting this out there because it needs more research.

In the "Hitler finds out" series of videos on you tube, Hitler mentions a name "Cripps" and therein must be another joke perhaps a good one at that.

Sir Richard Stafford Cripps (24 April 1889 – 21 April 1952) was a British Labour politician of the first half of the 20th century.

Cripps led a mission to Moscow in 1940 and unsuccessfully attempted to warn Stalin of the possibility of an attack by Hitler on the Soviet Union. When Hitler attacked in June 1941, Cripps became a key figure in forging an alliance between the western powers and the Soviet Union.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stafford_Cripps

Cripps was a pain in the ass to Churchill and Churchill did not like Cripps.

One day Churchill was taking a dump in a "members only" restroom. Cripps sent an aide to have Chruchill sign some papers and found Chuchill in a stall (the cigar smoke gave away his presence). The aide knocked on the stall door and said he had "urgent" papers for Winston to sign to which Churchill replied, "I can only deal with one shit at a time".:D [citation needed] lmao
 
Sarah Palin has commented, saying that Julian Assange should be hunted down "like Osama Bin Laden".

In other words, we'll never find him.
 
Two Indians at Plymouth Rock watch a huge ship full of white people pulling into the harbor.

The one looks at the other and asked "Do you think they'll stay overnight?"


I wish I could email that one to Angelina Jolie :p
 
One Line Says It All

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:) :) :)
 
200 Years*200 Countries: The Joy Of Stats

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:)
 
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