N nutmeg Jun 30, 2010 #7,491 (Shouting over the music in a night club.) "Hey Honey, do you have a pen!" "Uh...Why? Do you want my number!" "No, I think you misunderstood me, How did you get out!" More...
(Shouting over the music in a night club.) "Hey Honey, do you have a pen!" "Uh...Why? Do you want my number!" "No, I think you misunderstood me, How did you get out!" More...
N nutmeg Jun 30, 2010 #7,493 I hate it when my finger accidentally pokes through the toilet paper mid wipe. Other than that, I'm really enjoying my new job at the old folks home.
I hate it when my finger accidentally pokes through the toilet paper mid wipe. Other than that, I'm really enjoying my new job at the old folks home.
N nutmeg Jun 30, 2010 #7,494 A guy walks into a brothel and says "I'm a bit kinky, how much is total humiliation?" The Madam replies "$37.99" "Wow," he says. "What do I get for that?" The Madam says: "An England Shirt."
A guy walks into a brothel and says "I'm a bit kinky, how much is total humiliation?" The Madam replies "$37.99" "Wow," he says. "What do I get for that?" The Madam says: "An England Shirt."
N nutmeg Jun 30, 2010 #7,495 I've started a new job, Going well so far, Working as a comedian in an old folks home, I tell them jokes, They don't understand me, They still piss themselves
I've started a new job, Going well so far, Working as a comedian in an old folks home, I tell them jokes, They don't understand me, They still piss themselves
TGregg Jun 30, 2010 #7,496 They laughed at me when I quit my day job to be a comic. Well, they aren't laughing now.
F fhl Jul 1, 2010 #7,497 No, I'm not telling that joke again. As I've said over and over, I never repeat myself.
F fhl Jul 1, 2010 #7,498 A friend of mine told me he knew a great way to keep an idiot in suspense. He'll tell me tomorrow and I'll let you know what it is.
A friend of mine told me he knew a great way to keep an idiot in suspense. He'll tell me tomorrow and I'll let you know what it is.
N nutmeg Jul 1, 2010 #7,499 So I'm in the gym minding my own business when the guy next to me says: "Hey, man, I can bench 300 pounds - what can you do?" "Er, read."
So I'm in the gym minding my own business when the guy next to me says: "Hey, man, I can bench 300 pounds - what can you do?" "Er, read."
N nutmeg Jul 1, 2010 #7,500 Welcome to The Alzheimer's information web page. Please enter your 16 digit password.
