Jokes 2

Another Canadian joke I found:

Newfoundlanders have the Lowest Stress rate because they do not take medical
terminology seriously. You are going to die anyway, so live life.



Newfie Medical Dictionary



Artery............................. The study of paintings
Bacteria......................... Back door to cafeteria
Barium........................... What doctors do when patients die
Benign........................... What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section........ A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan........................ Searching for Kitty
Cauterize...................... . Made eye contact with her
Colic.............................. A sheep dog
Coma............................ . A punctuation mark
Dilate............................ . To live long
Enema........................... Not a friend
Fester........................... . Quicker than someone else
Fibula........................... . A small lie
Impotent........................ Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain..................... Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff................. A Doctor's cane
Morbid........................... A higher offer
Nitrates......................... Cheaper than day rates
Node.............................. I knew it
Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted
Pelvis................. .......... Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative.............. A letter carrier
Recovery Room............ Place to do upholstery
Rectum......................... Nearly killed him
Secretion...................... Hiding something
Seizure........................ . Roman emperor
Tablet........................... A small table
Terminal Illness............ Getting sick at the airport
Tumor........................... One plus one more
Urine............................. Opposite of you're out
 
Quote from Optionpro007:

Remember the joke about what is a submarine full of?

Well that is a joke no more...

http://www.navy.mil/search/display.asp?story_id=52954
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back in the day I worked in a hardware store, no women worked there and maybe 5% of the customers were women. Working with all men was pleasant and I looked forward to it.

That's the way it was back then, not passing judgement on women in the workforce or working with them there after.
 
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......young entrepreneurs who set up a lemonade stand opposite Buffett's famously unpretentious home, selling to the sightseers stopping by for a glimpse.

The sliding price scale: “$1,000 (for) Billionaires, $100 (for) Millionaires, 50 cents (for) New B Shareholders.”


:D

I'm going to head over to Omaha and sell

"Goldman Sachs synthetic lemonade" Imported from France.

How's this for the name?

"à toute allure"

(full speed ahead)



I'll be working on my recipe and pricing later in the day.
 
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