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Somewhere on the net
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Senator: Did you know the Pinto was a sh--ty car?

GS: I'm not sure what you mean.

Senator: When you sold this sh--ty car to ACA, did you have a duty to tell them it was sh--ty?

GS: ACA is a major car dealership and had access to the Pinto's history.

Senator: So they wanted to buy a Pinto?

GS: Yes.

Senator: And you sold them one.



GS: Yes. But we bought some Pintos, too.

Senator: But then you bought insurance on the Pintos in case they blew up?

GS: Yes.

Senator: Did you tell ACA you bought insurance?

GS: No.

Senator: Even though you knew the Pintos could blow up.

GS: Everyone should've known they could blow up.

Senator: But why didn't you tell them the Pinto could blow up?

GS: Because it was my job to sell Pintos.:D
 
Quote from nutmeg:

The first half of my life was ruined by my parents,

and the second half is now being ruined by my fucking children.
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Karma brother. The only way to break the cycle is to do what I've done. No kids. I've done plenty well ruining my own life.:eek: First wife didn't do a bad job either.
 
Quote from CaptainObvious:

Karma brother. The only way to break the cycle is to do what I've done. No kids. I've done plenty well ruining my own life.:eek: First wife didn't do a bad job either.
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My problem is that my parents were pretty close to perfect and my wife and kids even better. Which means I have no-one to blame... Except, of course, this ^%%$$## government, trust me, they're up to no good, yeah... :)
 
Hey, my parents brought me here at the ripe age of 18 months old... But, it's still a great place to visit. And if 2,200 magnificent islands all over the Aegean and Ionian Seas can't help you forgive end forget, there's always ouzo, not to mention yogurt with honey:

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:) :) :)
 
Artie told the guys on the street he wanted in the mob. They told him to come on over and talk about it. They told him that if he wanted in, he's gotta prove he's worthy. They said "go over to Ralphs Supermarket and kill somebody. If we read about it in the paper tomorrow, you can be on our crew. But we don't think you've got the stones. Betcha a dollar you won't do it."

So Artie went over the Ralphs and picked out an old lady and choked her to death. A stock boy saw it happen and tried to stop him, so he choked him to death, too.

The next day the paper said, "ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR A DOLLAR AT RALPHS."
 
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