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This just in from housing czar Bernie Madoff.

1) We're spending tens of billions of dollars on a tax credit to get people to purchase homes.

2) We're spending federal money to keep them in their homes through the modification program.

3) And now we're going to pay them to move out of their homes.
 
After She Learns, This Guy Will Be In Trouble

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:) :) :)
 
Quote from Yannis:

After She Learns, This Guy Will Be In Trouble

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:) :) :)
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I'm at a disadvantage. You tube won't play. TW is coming out, said I have a messed up signal (not sure if that is the case) last week you tube worked for about an hour, before and after though the screen is black. Other video sites play fine.
 
Can you see this? It's even funnier...

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:) :) :)
 
Hate mixing spritual matters and politics, but, this one is just too full of some kind of "truth" to ignore. . . .


PSALM 2010

Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party..
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American,
I am glad that I am free.

But I wish I was a dog .....

And Obama was a tree
 

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Free rock (note this is not a toy)!
 
Lincoln and Obama

"Lincoln was a skinny lawyer. Obama is a skinny lawyer. Lincoln was a Republican. Obama is a skinny lawyer. Lincoln was highly respected. Obama is a skinny lawyer. Lincoln was born in the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer."
 
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