Jokes 2

Quote from howellpar:

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no healthcare for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.

Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!

New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).

And who will be paying for all of this?

The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!

Seriously, I remember awhile ago about this old homeless guy in China. He actually committed crimes just to go to jail again and again for the shelter and the foods!
 
A homosexual decides to go to the dentist for an exam. He knows a dentist from his homosexual circles,so he sets up an appointment with him.

The dentist tells the patient, "you know, you have the whitest teeth I have ever Come across".
 
There's an old one that talks about how vice arrested a gay couple at the china factory. Seems one was giving the other his head on a platter. ;)
 
They're helping me pack.


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