Jokes 2

[fhl]

<img src="http://cdn.zeatle.com/upload/faea68218e3924a519329a11680d00c6.jpeg" />

 

[Pension_Admin]

Minesweeper - The Movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs

 

[nutmeg]

I was walking past my neighbours white van that was covered in dirt and someone has wrote on it, "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van."

I couldn't help myself from writing, " She is... When your at work."

 

[Cassie]

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[Optionpro007]

http://natebloch.com/

 

[Cassie]

Quote from Optionpro007:

http://natebloch.com/

LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA

 

[nutmeg]

The honeymoon isn't going as planned.

 

[nutmeg]

Former hall monitors now working for the TSA.

 

[fhl]

Quote from nutmeg:

The honeymoon isn't going as planned.

Looks like it has split hooves and it chews the cud.
That can only mean one thing.
Fire up the grill.

 

[TGregg]

So I get an email from the clerk that a package has arrived at the desk for me. I'm carrying some stuff through the lobby and I stop by the desk to talk to the clerk. With two things on order (a pair of surge protectors and a big piece of furniture) I'm not sure which has arrived. So I ask the girl "How big is my package?"

And she says "It's pretty small."