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Q: Two linguists were walking down the street. Which one was the specialist in contextually indicated deixis and anaphoric reference resolution strategies?

A: The other one.
 
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Q: Two linguists were walking down the street. Which one was the specialist in contextually indicated deixis and anaphoric reference resolution strategies?

A: The other one.
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To accomplish these goals, we establish departments, standards, workflows and procedures and employ a specialist in contextually indicated deixis and anaphoric reference resolution strategie that enable us to provide a consistently high level of service to our customers.
 
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To accomplish these goals, we establish departments, standards, workflows and procedures and employ a specialist in contextually indicated deixis and anaphoric reference resolution strategie that enable us to provide a consistently high level of service to our customers.
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I crack myself up.:D

C'mon, give me another "word" to use in a sentence.
 
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I crack myself up.:D

C'mon, give me another "word" to use in a sentence.
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How about: chat, chitchat, colloquy, confab, confabulation, consultation, conversation, discussion, talk, tête-è-tête? :)
 
The Correct Answer

Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and then another 2, and then 2 more, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven Sir
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven!!!
Teacher: Where the %%$$&&** do you get seven from?!?!?
Johnny: Because I %%&&**## already have 1 at home!!!

:) :) :)
 
Patient: “I can’t decide whether to slash my wrists, or blow my brains out.”

Psychiatrist: “You have difficulty making decisions.”
 
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