Jokes 2

[nutmeg]

I remember taking a philosophy class and the exam had a single question: "What is courage?"

I wrote: "This", signed it, and turned it in.

 

[Pension_Admin]

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[howellpar]

Specialized Old Guy's Computer Keyboard. . . .


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[howellpar]

This may be an amendment we need in these dire times. . . .


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[nutmeg]

Today must be lame day for me. You'll recognize everyone of these jokes.




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[salvador90]

Quote from nutmeg:

I remember taking a philosophy class and the exam had a single question: "What is courage?"

I wrote: "This", signed it, and turned it in.

loool That's like the philosophy class, during an exam the teacher pulls a chair and puts it on the table and then says:

"Prove to me this chair doesn't exist."

A guy wrote: "What chair?"

He got an A+

 

[salvador90]

Best Prank call ever:

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it truly is

 

[nutmeg]

Credit to banjo posted on another thread, my morning laugh.

 

[nutmeg]

A bit of economics humor and the flush toilet. It's sad really.



http://mises.org/daily/3997

 

[orange_trad]

Quote from nutmeg:

Credit to banjo posted on another thread, my morning laugh.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry... This reminds me:

Man goes to the barber shop. The barber gives him a wooden ball to help keep the skin on his chin tight. 'Here, put this in your mouth, it'll help me shave you better'. 'Okay.' says the guy, taking the ball in. With full mouth he has doubts, tough: 'What if I accidentally swallow it?' 'No problem. You'll bring it back tomorrow, like everybody else.'