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Well, we're now fully a quarter of the way through the Obama administration and the Democrats are still blaming President Bush for all their failures. In fact, here in California, Barbara Boxer has proposed a new law to change the name of the San Andreas Fault to "It's All George Bush's Fault..."
 
With the win in Massachusetts, we'll be able to tell our grandchildren that "That was the day that <s>the oceans</s> taxes stopped their rise and the <s>earth</s> economy began to heal."
 
Call Center Blues. . . .


I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Assholes.
 
That putz Obama was the one who said to buy stocks (very "Presidential" call I might add) back in March. Now he's going to bash the banks et al for the State of the Union, the fucker is talking his book, maybe he went short and is not telling us.


The Obama put, lmao.

I'm hoping he's going to do some more campaigning, umnnnn what other prizes out there he can win, any more sporting events he can lure here. Obama goes to China---- short google.

The Obama indicator.
 
Sarah Palin and her friend Jane are cycling to church one day when they take a short-cut down a cobble-stone street,

"I've never come this way before" says Sarah

Her friend replies "Neither have I, must be the Cobbles"!
 
This is so lame..............



Two car thieves are in a car park at night. They find a good car to break into - an expensive sports car with a state of the art security system, and one of them is about to smash the window when his mate says

"Hang on, let's make this more interesting - I bet you a tenner that I can open this car without breaking the locks or the window"

"Fuck off" says the other thief "that's impossible, but you're on!"

So the other thief rubs his crotch against the lock, and magically, the lock pops open and they help themselves to what's inside.

After they made their getaway, resigned, the thief hands the tenner over to his mate

"That was incredible, but you must have some fancy gadget to do that"

"Not really" says the other thief

"I was just wearing khakis"
 
My girlfriends ass is like a Church.

I only go in it once a year and it's got an echo.

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Oh yea? Well.....

I went there once - the collection box was full and the visitor book was on volume 82
 
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