Jokes 2

[nutmeg]

 

[nutmeg]

My son was really upset about having a car accident during his first week of driving.
"Don't worry son, I've made many mistakes in my car," I said to console him.
"Really?" He replied.
"Yes," I explained, "You were one of them."

 

[Optionpro007]

Hopper to divorce his fifth wife

Speaking to Reuters, his spokesman said the star "wants peace and quiet".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8467068.stm

 

[howellpar]

With his spare time (off), he's making a movie. . . .

 

[Humpy]

Quote from Optionpro007:

Hopper to divorce his fifth wife

Speaking to Reuters, his spokesman said the star "wants peace and quiet".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8467068.stm

The movie Star was Hopper
By God he had a whopper
Twice round the bedroom
And up her whatsit for a stopper

 

[nutmeg]

Speaking of movies.........


Peter Pan's Penis
Harry Twotter
Pretty Shitty Gang Bang
Inspect her Gadget
Schindlers fist
Deep Impact
Harry Pooper
Lawrence of A Labia
Gangbangs of New York
One blew over the hookers chest
Night of the giving head'


Too tight for the seven dwarves
Throbbin Hood
Bumb and Bum-her
Saturday Night Beaver
Ass Ventura
Men In Black Men
Grinding Nemo
Cumalot
Bend Hur

The Sperminator
Shaving Ryan's Privates

Star trek the next penatration

Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
E.T.: The Extra Testicle

Swallow The Yellow Thick Load
Picnic at Hanging Cock
Honey, I fucked the kids
Everybody does Raymond
Beauty into Beastiality
Beverly Hills Cock
Clitty Clitty Gang Bang
Forrest Hump

 

[nutmeg]

When Harry wet Sally
star Whores , The Empire Pimps back
In Diana Jones
World Whore Oneeep In The Trenchs
The Wizzard Of Ass
Star Whores: Return Of The Gigolo
Lassie, Cum!
Rambo
The Importance Of Balling Ernest
More Cunt For Old Men
Girl With a Pearl Necklace
New Jack Me Off City
Children In Men
Sleepers 2: Date Rape
Edward Dildo Hands


American Creampie
The Gay tricks
Charlie Wilson's Whore
Robocock
Pump Friction
Reservoir Dogging
Bareback Mountin'
The ShawShaft Erection
Wankenstein
The ring
Dirty shitty thongs (dirty pretty things)
Don't make her wake (layer cake)
The Nig Meat Train
Full Rubber Jacket
Rambone
Clithanger
3 men and a little lady
homo alone
To rape a mockingbird
The Blair Fist Project
Ghost raper
White Men Can't Hump
Sperminator 2: Vadgement Day
Anal Giving Sunday
the good the bad and the slut
cool handjob luke
the slutty dozen
Babylon POV
Curvaceous Dee And her dick of destiny
Camp cock
three willys
The shafting of the Lambs
Buffy The Vampire Layer
Sex Men
Greasy
Once upon a time in Amelia
Reservoir Dogging
Gaytrix re-rimmed
Cool Bummings
Two and A Half Men (think about it)

 

[nutmeg]

Black Cock Down
Meet These Fuckers
Kevin & Perry Get Large
Cumblob spill-in-her-hair
Harry Potter and the underage blow job
X men orifice: wolverim
One Fine Gay
Frig Daddy
Days of Gloryholes
Grease'd
8cm [8mm]
Cum Air
The Hills' Have Japs Eyes
The Wedding Finger
300mm
Jap-Eye Gilmore
Bend It Like Beckham
The Fox And The Hound
The Village
King Dong
Scooby Do's Two
Spidermanhood
50 Fisted Dates
About A Boy..
Wallace and Gromit; Curse of the Whore Rabbit
Wimble's Done [Wimbledon]
13 Going On Top Of 30
The Gay After Tomorrow
The 13 Year Old Virgin
'Ocean' Is 12
On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix

 

[Humpy]

The latest brainwave out of Detroit is to weld togethor the Renault Clio to the Ford Taurus to make .........


THE CLITAURIS

Their plan B is according to my deepthroat contact the clever plan to hire 100,000 monkeys for 1,000 years in the hope they would eventually produce something other than a pile of junk. Or maybe even the prototype of the car with no moving parts.

 

[nutmeg]

There was a quiz question on the radio station.

The question was, "Name one American state beginning with 'o'."

I called in and said, "Obesity."

Pffttttt...It was for ten fucking grand.