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Not only can your baby get pregnant, but it will probably start smoking and eating velveta cheese and watching Jerry Springer. This is what happens when you are immoral and horny. Only a matter of time before there are Singles bars called "The Womb" and then gambling and sodomy will follow.
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WOMENâS ENGLISH
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
Iâm sorry = Youâll be sorry
We need = I want
Itâs your decision = The correct decision should be obvious
Do what you want = Youâll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure, go ahead = I donât want you to do that
Iâm not upset = Of course Iâm upset
Youâre so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic and turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I want something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something terrible today
Iâll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
Iâm sorry = Youâll be sorry
We need = I want
Itâs your decision = The correct decision should be obvious
Do what you want = Youâll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure, go ahead = I donât want you to do that
Iâm not upset = Of course Iâm upset
Youâre so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic and turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I want something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something terrible today
Iâll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Floor collapses at Weight Watchers meeting
A floor collapsed beneath a group of about 20 members of Weight Watchers as they gathered to compare how many pounds they had shed over Christmas.
Members of the weight-loss club were lining up to compare readings on the scales when they heard a bang as the floor came away from the walls of their meeting room in Växjö in southern Sweden.
âWe suddenly heard a huge thud â we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air. The floor collapsed in one corner of the room and along the walls,â one of the those present told the SmÃ¥landsposten newspaper.
They abandoned the room as the floor started to give way in other areas.
"We are going to have to find a replacement premises," Therese Levin, a consultant for Weight Watchers told the newspaper.
No one was injured in the incident, the cause of which is being investigated. The scales were not damaged and the weigh-in continued in a nearby corridor.
Source: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article6989291.ece
A floor collapsed beneath a group of about 20 members of Weight Watchers as they gathered to compare how many pounds they had shed over Christmas.
Members of the weight-loss club were lining up to compare readings on the scales when they heard a bang as the floor came away from the walls of their meeting room in Växjö in southern Sweden.
âWe suddenly heard a huge thud â we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air. The floor collapsed in one corner of the room and along the walls,â one of the those present told the SmÃ¥landsposten newspaper.
They abandoned the room as the floor started to give way in other areas.
"We are going to have to find a replacement premises," Therese Levin, a consultant for Weight Watchers told the newspaper.
No one was injured in the incident, the cause of which is being investigated. The scales were not damaged and the weigh-in continued in a nearby corridor.
Source: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article6989291.ece
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Update:
Not only can your baby get pregnant, but it will probably start smoking and eating velveta cheese and watching Jerry Springer. This is what happens when you are immoral and horny. Only a matter of time before there are Singles bars called "The Womb" and then gambling and sodomy will follow.
I don't like gambling.