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An Irish jockey who had just gotten married went on his honeymoon, and at the hotel asked the receptionist for the very best room, "certainly sir," said the receptionist, "would you like the bridal?" "No thanks," said the jockey "I'll hang on to her ears till she gets used to it".
 
Y'know, I've always had this fantasy that one day a prostitute would turn round and say, "Hey, you were so good it's on the house."

But no. All I get is....... ( I really can't think of anything funny to finish this with). (probably have to get back to you guys on this)
 
A school in Texas has been told it needs to put advisory stickers on chairs due to the increasing number of overweight children.

The messages reads: "Warning, may break under pressure"

At first there was outrage, until they saw the smaller message below that read: "Made in France"
 
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Y'know, I've always had this fantasy that one day a prostitute would turn round and say, "Hey, you were so good it's on the house."
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But no. All I get is....... a marriage!!!!
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Y'know, I've always had this fantasy that one day a prostitute would turn round and say, "Hey, you were so good it's on the house."

But no. All I get is....... ( I really can't think of anything funny to finish this with). (probably have to get back to you guys on this)
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" wattya want a receipt or sumtin' "
 
Thanks for the help.

Ya know what I think is funny, (old news) Obama wins the peace prize (world recognition) and unfortunately has to send more troops to Afghan

THEN

He visits China and they kick out Google.

OBama is starting to remind me of

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A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.

The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?"

The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds."

The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how do you start a flood?"
 
Y'know, I've always had this fantasy that one day a prostitute would turn round and say, "Hey, you were so good it's on the house."

But no. All I get is......"the only way I could have an orgasm with you is if you give me your American Express Card.
 
Y'know, I've always had this fantasy that one day a prostitute would turn round and say, "Hey, you were so good it's on the house."

But no. All I get is....... "next time, go fuck yourself, motherfucker'
 
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Y'know, I've always had this fantasy that one day a prostitute would turn round and say, "Hey, you were so good it's on the house."

But no. All I get is....... "next time, go fuck yourself, motherfucker'
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:eek:

Joe.
 
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