Jokes 2

The police asked Elin how many times she hit Tiger.

She said: "well, uh, I don't know. Just put me down for a five".
 
Tiger and Elin have signed a new prenuptual agreement. According to the new contract, the next time Tiger plays a round, Elin will hand him his balls.
 
Pfizer is cutting advertising and marketing costs. They're working with their ad agency to "re-tread" older marketing slogans from other products to Viagra:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.

8. Viagra, like a rock !

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra , Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3.. Viagra, Home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your peepee... This is your peepee on drugs.
 
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