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Jokes 2
- Thread starter gwb-trading
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Far far away, there was a kingdom where a beautiful, independent and self-confident princess lived. One day, the princess saw a frog sitting on a rock and staring at the crystal-clear pond next to the castle.
The frog quickly jumped on the princesses´ knees and said: "Beautiful Lady, I used to be a handsome prince, until one day an evil witch cast a spell on me.
Your one kiss will make me a young, swift prince again. Then we will marry and will live with my mother in your castle.
There, you will be preparing meals for me, do my laundry, give birth to my children and we will live happily ever after... "
That evening, while making supper, spicing it with white wine and preparing an onion-sour cream sauce, the princess, while quietly giggling, thought:
- "I don´t fucking think so"
And she kept on rolling over the frying frog legs on the pan.
The frog quickly jumped on the princesses´ knees and said: "Beautiful Lady, I used to be a handsome prince, until one day an evil witch cast a spell on me.
Your one kiss will make me a young, swift prince again. Then we will marry and will live with my mother in your castle.
There, you will be preparing meals for me, do my laundry, give birth to my children and we will live happily ever after... "
That evening, while making supper, spicing it with white wine and preparing an onion-sour cream sauce, the princess, while quietly giggling, thought:
- "I don´t fucking think so"
And she kept on rolling over the frying frog legs on the pan.
So I was fortunate enough to meet Rachel Uchitel in an exclusive club. Frankly my luck could not have been any better as she agreed to come back to my hotel.
After 45 minutes of mind blowing sex I rolled over and said, "that was awesome, I need a rest!" After about ten minutes of relaxation and small talk she says, "you know Tiger usually does it one more time!"
Not to be out done I hop on for round two. Now I'm pretty pooped, but she hung out and chatted. I couldn't believe it, once again she says, "Tiger and I usually do it three times!" Hey no argument from me, I know I have one more in me. After round three I'm just about spent.
She excuses herself and goes to the john but still comes back and lays in bed. She looks at me and says, "You know..." I interrupt her and say, "wait a second" and pick up my cell. She says, "Who are you calling?" I say, "I gotta call Tiger and find out what par is on this hole!"
After 45 minutes of mind blowing sex I rolled over and said, "that was awesome, I need a rest!" After about ten minutes of relaxation and small talk she says, "you know Tiger usually does it one more time!"
Not to be out done I hop on for round two. Now I'm pretty pooped, but she hung out and chatted. I couldn't believe it, once again she says, "Tiger and I usually do it three times!" Hey no argument from me, I know I have one more in me. After round three I'm just about spent.
She excuses herself and goes to the john but still comes back and lays in bed. She looks at me and says, "You know..." I interrupt her and say, "wait a second" and pick up my cell. She says, "Who are you calling?" I say, "I gotta call Tiger and find out what par is on this hole!"