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Quote from Yannis:
LOL! This is exactly how to make a good impression
I am just kidding around with Nutmeg. I would never push him into a cake...without a nice fine lady jumping out of it.
I bought a cake from wall mart for my daughter. I wanted it to say "Happy Birthday Cinderella".
I picked it up and it said "Cindrella".
That became her nickname.
(If my wife picked up the cake, things would have been different, probably the baker would be wearing the cake and we'd get a new cake for free)
I picked it up and it said "Cindrella".
That became her nickname.
(If my wife picked up the cake, things would have been different, probably the baker would be wearing the cake and we'd get a new cake for free)
Tiger Woods on Driving and Golf:
1)It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger
2)Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
3)What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
4)Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still
below par.
5)What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
6)Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
7)Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly but put me down for a 5".
1)It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger
2)Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
3)What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
4)Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still
below par.
5)What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
6)Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
7)Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly but put me down for a 5".
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An oldie but still makes me laugh
After no dates or sex for 5 long years a woman finally goes to see Chinese expert sex therapist Dr. Chang.
He says, "take off all your croase, get down and craw reery reery fas to otherside room. She does. " Ok, now craw reery reery fas bac".
As she carried out his instructions Dr.Chang shook his head. "your problem vewy vewy bad, worse case Ed Zachary disease I ever see, dat why you get no date".
She says, "god what's Ed Zachary disease"?
Dr. Chang says, " Is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass"
After no dates or sex for 5 long years a woman finally goes to see Chinese expert sex therapist Dr. Chang.
He says, "take off all your croase, get down and craw reery reery fas to otherside room. She does. " Ok, now craw reery reery fas bac".
As she carried out his instructions Dr.Chang shook his head. "your problem vewy vewy bad, worse case Ed Zachary disease I ever see, dat why you get no date".
She says, "god what's Ed Zachary disease"?
Dr. Chang says, " Is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass"
Tiger on Driving and Golf, Continued. . . .
This whole deal with Tiger puts a sorry light on golf as a sport.
In "Real Sports" the player beats the crap out of the wife and she leaves. You name it football, hockey, baseball and even soccer.
In golf the world's best player gets the crap beat out of him by his petite model wife and he runs away from home (and can't even do that right)!!
This whole deal with Tiger puts a sorry light on golf as a sport.
In "Real Sports" the player beats the crap out of the wife and she leaves. You name it football, hockey, baseball and even soccer.
In golf the world's best player gets the crap beat out of him by his petite model wife and he runs away from home (and can't even do that right)!!
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldnât decide between a wood and an iron.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldnât decide between a wood and an iron.