Jokes 2

There once was a Senator from Mass.
Who wanted a new piece of a**
He lucked out and found her
He f**ked up and drowned her
Now his chance to be president has passed
 
Cash for Cribs----

"That's a great cause," he said. "We're working for improvements in child safety, and that's a great cause, too."

I have some other ideas.

Cash for Stovetop popcorn poppers

Cash for Ping Pong tables

Cash for Velvet Elvis
 
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