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"You and US", until, of course, "we" get caught.
"It was him. Yep, that rich guy. He avoided income tax. Here's his social, address. Need anything else from "US" about "You"?
"You and US", until, of course, "we" get caught.
"It was him. Yep, that rich guy. He avoided income tax. Here's his social, address. Need anything else from "US" about "You"?
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.
While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head, "no.."
Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue, and again shakes her head, "no."
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it afore!"
While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head, "no.."
Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue, and again shakes her head, "no."
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it afore!"
Over the past few months I have forwarded some inappropriate pictures and jokes
to friends who I thought shared the same sense of humor.
Unfortunately this wasn't the case and I seem to have upset quite
a few people who have accused me of being sexist and shallow..
If you were one of these people, please accept my sincerest apologies.
From now on I will only post or send e-mail with a cultural or
educational content such as old monuments, nature and other interesting topics.
Below is a picture of the Pont Neuf Bridge in Paris . It is the oldest bridge
In Paris and took 26 years to build It was completed in 1604..
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WHERE IN THE HELL DID SHE COME FROM???
to friends who I thought shared the same sense of humor.
Unfortunately this wasn't the case and I seem to have upset quite
a few people who have accused me of being sexist and shallow..
If you were one of these people, please accept my sincerest apologies.
From now on I will only post or send e-mail with a cultural or
educational content such as old monuments, nature and other interesting topics.
Below is a picture of the Pont Neuf Bridge in Paris . It is the oldest bridge
In Paris and took 26 years to build It was completed in 1604..
<img src=http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=2548182
WHERE IN THE HELL DID SHE COME FROM???
