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A woman scanned the 20 guests at a party and spotted an attractive man
standing alone.

She approached him. "Hello" she said. "My name is Carmen Gold."

"That's a beautiful name" he said, "Is it a family name?"

"No", she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most
in life, Cars, Men and Fine Jewelry.

"What's your Name?" she asked.

He replied, "B.J. Titsengolf."
 
'It's by doing nothing in particular that you become nobody in particular.'

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When I visited the psychiatrist last week he asked me to say the first thing that came into my head.

Apparently "Father Josephs cock" was not an appropriate answer.
 
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