Jokes 2
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The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied "It's easy" and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top. He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like this, and then I put out some potato chips and dip to draw in the customers. He laid out his chips and dip.
His boss said, "That's a very innovative approach" and took one of the chips, dipped it, and stuck it in his mouth. "Yuck, this tastes terrible!" his boss yelled.
The salesman replied "IT IS! Want to buy a toothbrush?"
The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied "It's easy" and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top. He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like this, and then I put out some potato chips and dip to draw in the customers. He laid out his chips and dip.
His boss said, "That's a very innovative approach" and took one of the chips, dipped it, and stuck it in his mouth. "Yuck, this tastes terrible!" his boss yelled.
The salesman replied "IT IS! Want to buy a toothbrush?"
Some fanatics kidnapped the Pope and were going to record a video of him having sex to use as blackmail after they let him go. When they put a gun to his head, the Pope agreed to do the nasty given three conditions:
"First, she must be blind so she cannot see who it is that is doing this to her."
"Second, she must be deaf so she cannot hear me either."
"Very well" said the kidnappers. "What is your third condition?"
"She must be very well endowed."
"First, she must be blind so she cannot see who it is that is doing this to her."
"Second, she must be deaf so she cannot hear me either."
"Very well" said the kidnappers. "What is your third condition?"
"She must be very well endowed."
