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Quote from nutmeg:

"Contrary to popular belief, people don't pay much attention to those little name-tags you wear at conventions."

I'll go you one better. I had to sign a friggin parental consent form for my daughter to buy a frog. This ticked me off to no end. The form said something to the effect, I would care and provide for the forg if she didn't. I asked for the manager. I used every arguement in the book, I told them I might be dead tomorrow, then what? What if my daughter leaves runs away tomorrow with the frog, what am I supposed to do if she forgets to bring frog food? I knew I was going to lose this one from the get go, so I just signed the form, Rudolph Reindeer. They never even checked.
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You dropped your middle name?
 
Quote from nutmeg:

I'll go you one better. I had to sign a friggin parental consent form for my daughter to buy a frog. This ticked me off to no end. The form said something to the effect, I would care and provide for the forg if she didn't. I asked for the manager. I used every arguement in the book, I told them I might be dead tomorrow, then what? What if my daughter leaves runs away tomorrow with the frog, what am I supposed to do if she forgets to bring frog food? I knew I was going to lose this one from the get go, so I just signed the form, Rudolph Reindeer. They never even checked.
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Just goes to show you that life is funnier than any joke! I remember that case, many years ago, where the judge, while challeging the defendent why he (the defendent) was reneging on his signed confession, was told to look carefully at the signature - and it read: "Theybeatit Outofme".

:) :) :)
 
One of the good things about getting older is that you find youre more interesting than most of the people you meet.
(Lee Marvin)
 
Quote from Yannis:

Just goes to show you that life is funnier than any joke! I remember that case, many years ago, where the judge, while challeging the defendent why he (the defendent) was reneging on his signed confession, was told to look carefully at the signature - and it read: "Theybeatit Outofme".

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I knew a guy who went to a conference with a Hi My Name Is label with a last name of Mydia. First name, Clem.
 
this thing is worth more than Bear Stearns. I mean, the whole company........

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and it serves a purpose.
 

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Forget Bear Sterns. You'd need to buy Frito Lay after that thing. I heard a story on the radio the other day. A guy called in about the first time he smoked dope. He rolled himself a big ol doobie, and smoked it all by himself. His heart started racing so fast and he's so paranoid from all the weed that he thought he was going to have a heart attack.

So he calls 911. The paramedics show up, start laughing at him and tell him he's going to be alright. But he insists he needs to go to the emergency room. So they take him. And everybody is laughing their butts off at the ER. The doctor writes a script for him that includes ". . . and stop smoking pot!"
 
Happy hour on Friday.

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King Of Beasts

Several years ago this woman found a sick, malnourished lion cub in the jungle. She took the cub home and fed him and brought him up until he was too big to keep anymore. Then she made arrangements with a zoo in Colombia to take the lion. Here's a video of what happened when she went to visit him in the zoo for the first time:

http://www.telestereo.com/Archivos/video.swf

:) :) :)
 
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