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Quote from nutmeg:

Hear about the man with 5 dicks? His pants fit him like a glove.
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Ba da bum!

Guy walks into his bedroom with sheep under his arm. His wife is still in bed. He says, "I want you to see the pig I'm fucking."

The wife says, "you idiot. That's a sheep."

He says, " I was talking to the sheep."
 
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says.

Little Johnny raises his hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.”

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked young Johnny to describe the incident.

“Well,” he began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

“That must’ve been scary,” said the teacher.

“It sure was!” said Johnny. “My kitty raised his back, went ‘Fffff, Fffff, Fffff’… and before he could say “Fuck”, the Rottweiler ate him!”
 
For all you guys who wonder what Nutmeg looks like....... Hey. That's my hat!!!!!!




Quote from flytiger:

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Quote from flytiger:

For all you guys who wonder what Nutmeg looks like....... Hey. That's my hat!!!!!!
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Yup, that's me alright. Little red x on my white square head.
 
wow wee. Here's nutmeg on a flag pole...................






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Quote from Yannis:

Stupidest thing I've seen in a long time. Watched the first 2 minutes... What a waste!
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Ditto. I'm partial to contrary viewpoints. Not a whole lot to be gained from confirming mine, hence I read everything, But once we get to the histrinoics and drama to make a point of the editors opinion, my eyes glaze over and my monitor starts to smell like shit, I move on.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Ditto. I'm partial to contrary viewpoints. Not a whole lot to be gained from confirming mine, hence I read everything, But once we get to the histrinoics and drama to make a point of the editors opinion, my eyes glaze over and my monitor starts to smell like shit, I move on.
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That's not your monitor.:D
 
Thanks to the our brilliant Homeland Security Agency, every U.S. citizen's driver's license is available on-line.
Go to the website, type your name, and see your license (picture included) and all its information displayed.
Check the "remove" box to stop your license from being displayed as a public record.

www.license.shorturl.com
 
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