Jokes 2

Can't think of a Pinochile joke. How 'bout a Pinocchio joke?

How does Pinocchio make love?

The women sit on his face, and he tells lies.


Oooo, Ooooo.

Who's the only women who wakes up each day feeling grumpy, sleepy and dopey all at the same time?

Snow White.
 
Let's see. Card playing fictional characters.........

What did Scooby Doo say when he was 'all in' and drew to an inside straight?

Rut Roe.

Why was Scoobey such a bad poker player?

Wagged his tail when he got a good hand.
 
Awww, come on. The Cayne bit was good. I don't know anything about Bridge, I crossed one once, as well as that line that defines good taste, but that's another story.

How 'bout an "attaboy"?????
 
Quote from flytiger:

Hmmmmmm card jokes are coming to me in Spades.

Whud game did Eliot and Ashley play on Feb 13?

Poker. The Governor was wild.

Whoo Whoo.

Come on Don. Get yur thirty freakin' cents yet? I'm tired.
More...

Much better, thanks boys...and GE came down too, great day! LOL

Don :)
 
No problem. Got another show at 4:30 over at Bear's Hdq.

I call it the, "Money Isn't Everything" Tour.

You know, I didn't realize it, but in NY, they outsourced the Suicide Hotline to Pakistan.

The other day, a trader who in the deferred comp program at Bear called, threatening suicide. They sent him a vest and a copy of the Koran.
 
Bear Meltdown Rhapsody

(To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody:)

Is this the real price?
Is this just fantasy?
Financial landslide
No escape from reality

Open your eyes
And look at your buys and see.
I'm now a poor boy
High yielding casualty

Because I bought it high, watched it blow Rating high, value low Any way the Fed goes Doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Mama - just killed my fund
Quoted CDOs instead
Pulled the trigger, now it's dead

Mama - I had just begun
These CDOs have blown it all away
Mama - oooh
I still wanna buy
I sometimes wish I'd never left Goldman at all.

I see a little silhouette of a Fed
Bernanke! Benanke! Can you save the whole market?
Monolines and munis - very very frightening me!
Super senior, super senior
Super senior CDO - magnifico

I'm long of subprime, nobody loves me
He's long of subprime CDO fantasy
Spare the margin call you monstrous PB!
Easy come easy go, will you let me go?

Peloton! No - we will not let you go - let him go Peloton! We will not let you go - let him go Peloton! We will not let you go - let me go Will not let you go
- let me go (never) Never let you go - let me go Never let me go - ooo No, no, no, no, no, no, no - Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go S&P had the devil put aside for me for me, for me, for me <guitar
bridge> So you think you can fund me and spit in my eye?
And then margin call me and leave me to die?

Oh PB - can't do this to me PB
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here <guitar solo> Ooh yeah, ooh yeah No price really matters No liquidity Nothing really matters - no price really matters to me <instrumental ending> Anyway the Fed goes...
<fade out>
 
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Been there done that.

I should come clean. I'm surrounded by beautiful women 24/7, day in day out, week after week, month and month, year after year. I come here for male companionship, escape form the incessant chatter. You think I can tell these jokes to women?
 
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