Jokes 2

[flytiger]

Page 8,345 of Edwards/McGee:

The Bottom Fall Out Pattern. Like the Taipei, rare, but deadly.....


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[Optionpro007]

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

the man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.' The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next and asked
the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did.'

 

[armoured saint]

what does the alien bodybuilder say to his first encounter on Earth?



"Take me to your Weider"

ROFLMFAO

i just made it up LOL

 

[hoodooman]

An old lady goes into a store and buys a stack of dinner plates. At the checkout, the employee asked her how many plates she has. She replies 12. The employee then counts the plates and then tells the old lady that she has 14. The old lady replies,"senior citizens dishcount."

made it up.

 

[Optionpro007]

not so funny jokes in the jokes thread makes trader commit suicide....ha ha

made that up too....

 

[hoodooman]

STILL YOUR TURN OPTION BUT THIS TIME WITH A PUNCH LINE.

 

[armoured saint]

Quote from Optionpro007:

not so funny jokes in the jokes thread makes trader commit suicide....ha ha

made that up too....

"TAKE ME TO YOUR WEIDER"


LOL hahahhaa
still laughing here
oh shit thats funny

 

[nutmeg]

what does the alien landscaper say to his first encounter on Earth?

Take me to your weeder.

 

[nutmeg]

 

[Optionspoet]

Good one nutmeg. I'll try that one at home and see how the wife likes it.

I'll report back with the outcome...