Jokes 2

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

the man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.' The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next and asked
the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did.'
 
An old lady goes into a store and buys a stack of dinner plates. At the checkout, the employee asked her how many plates she has. She replies 12. The employee then counts the plates and then tells the old lady that she has 14. The old lady replies,"senior citizens dishcount."

made it up.
 
Quote from Optionpro007:

not so funny jokes in the jokes thread makes trader commit suicide....ha ha

made that up too....

"TAKE ME TO YOUR WEIDER"


LOL hahahhaa
still laughing here
oh shit thats funny :D
 
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