Jokes 2

armoured saint · Mar 19, 2008

Ok, how's this..

Went to the doctor the other day..

end up with a prostrate exam.

i said "WHOA! DOC! how about dinner and drinks before you get that close"

ahahhha ahahha ahha

ROFL

thats funny

Don Bright · Mar 19, 2008

Come on guys, get back to the real jokes here...I'm bored waiting for GE to retrace back to 36.25, LOL.

Don

hoodooman · Mar 19, 2008

i said "WHOA! DOC! how about dinner and drinks before you get that close"
DANGERFIELD

armoured saint · Mar 19, 2008

Quote from hoodooman:

i said "WHOA! DOC! how about dinner and drinks before you get that close"
DANGERFIELD

huh. you saying he said it first?

hoodooman · Mar 19, 2008

YOU KNOW HE DID

flytiger · Mar 19, 2008

Quote from nutmeg:

So the guy in this stall, he looks around, right. No newspaper, no spare roll, but he sees feet in the next stall.

"Hey, buddy. Any extra toilet paper in that stall?"
"Nope"

"How about a newspaper?"
"Nope."

"Hey, Pal. Got two fives for a ten?"

armoured saint · Mar 19, 2008

"You got change for a hundred?"

hahha HAHAHA ahah O

flytiger · Mar 19, 2008

Here's a kneeslapper.

"Whad Jimmy Cayne say when he heard Bear would fail without a buyer?"

"I bid three spades".

flytiger · Mar 19, 2008

Whud Jamie Dimon say when Schwartz wanted more than $2 for Bear Stearns?

"Go Fish".

flytiger · Mar 19, 2008

Hmmmmmm card jokes are coming to me in Spades.

Whud game did Eliot and Ashley play on Feb 13?

Poker. The Governor was wild.

Whoo Whoo.

Come on Don. Get yur thirty freakin' cents yet? I'm tired.