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A class of five-year old schoolchildren return to the classroom after
playing in the playground during their break time. The teacher says to the
first child "Hello Becky, what have you been doing this playtime?' Becky
replies "I have been playing in the sand box". "Very good" says the
teacher
"if you can spell 'sand' on the blackboard, I will give you a biscuit".

Becky duly goes and writes 's a n d' on the blackboard. "Very good" says
the teacher and gives Becky a biscuit.

The teacher then says "Freddie, what have you been doing in your
playtime?"
Freddie replies "playing with Becky in the sand box". "Very good" says the
teacher. "If you can spell 'box' on the blackboard, I will also give you a
biscuit".

Freddie duly goes and writes 'b o x' on the blackboard. "Very good" says
the teacher and gives Freddie a biscuit.

Teacher then says "Hello Mohammed, have you been playing in the sand box
with Becky and Freddie?" "No" replies Mohammed, "I wanted to, but they
would not let me. Every time I went near them they started throwing sand
at me
and calling me nasty names".

"Oh dear" says the teacher. "That sounds like blatant racial
discrimination
to me - I tell you what, if you can spell 'blatant racial discrimination'
I
will give you a biscuit".
 
Oh dear" says the teacher. "That sounds like blatant racial
discrimination
to me - I tell you what, if you can spell 'blatant racial discrimination'
I
will give you a biscuit".

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"I tell you what, if you can spell "ATLA" you can sue."

(American Trial Lawyers Association)

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Quote from flytiger:

Nutmeg's dad bought him one of these when he was in high school so he'd have something long and hard:


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This is long and hard, whoopsie

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Somehow, I think these two do a little better that "get by" . Oh, I think Clinton 'gets by' with alot of things, but anyone that can whip out 5mil like a flasher whips out his manhood isn't 'getting by'.

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Quote from Optionpro007:

Clinton could have definitely used this as part of his defense....

Those guys are still on drugs....

:D

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"The Court of Cassation, which is largely staffed by elderly male appeal judges, has in the past issued a number of controversial judgements.

It once gave a ruling, later rescinded after protests from women's groups, that a woman could not be raped by definition if she was wearing tight jeans, since the jeans could only be removed with her consent."

Those silly senile male judges... like you need to remove jeans to get banged. That case spearheaded the launch of a new hip Italian jeans line, "No Sex" (as opposed to "No Excuses"), with a catchy slogan "the flyless ass-tight sex-proof jeans."
 
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