Jokes 2

nutmeg · Jan 30, 2008

Why do mice have small balls ?

Because not that many of them can dance.

nutmeg · Jan 30, 2008

Little red riding hood was walking in the woods when she saw a rustling in the bushes. She went through and found Mr Wolf.

She said "Mr wolf, what big teeth you have." And he ran away.

She walked further and saw another rustling in the bushes. She went through and once again it was Mr wolf. "What big eyes you've got" she said, and Mr wolf ran away again.

She walked on further and saw another rustling in the bushes so she went through once more. Again it was Mr wolf. "What big teth you've got" she said to him and Mr wolf said "Fuck off can't you see I'm trying to take a shit.

Lucrum · Jan 30, 2008

New Phrase

Electile Dysfunction: the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.

Optionspoet · Jan 30, 2008

Quote from TL Trader:

New Phrase

Electile Dysfunction: the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.

Ah yes, I've had it for several elections now...you know there's a new pill that takes care of that...

It's called Fukitol.

Optionspoet · Jan 30, 2008

Fukitol...

Optionspoet · Jan 30, 2008

Hey how do you post a picture?

Optionspoet · Jan 30, 2008

nutmeg · Jan 30, 2008

I use the generic "Screwitol" it's cheaper and I feel the same.

nutmeg · Jan 30, 2008

In the ghettos it is cooked into a crystal form and widely used by hookers. They call it FukemAll. Those caught in possession are sent to spelling prision.

flytiger · Jan 30, 2008

Quote from nutmeg:

I use the generic "Screwitol" it's cheaper and I feel the same.

I get the generic Viagra........

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