Jokes 2

OK...back tothe joke thread...

Once there was a magical mirror and if you lied in front of it you'd disappear from existence... so there was a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette went up to it and said,"I think that blondes are nice".... poof she disappeared. So the redhead went up to it and said,"I'm a virgin" poof she dissappeared. The blonde went up to it and said,"I Think" poof she was gone.
 
Quote from Optionspoet:

LOL. No, no, no nutmeg...I'm referring to the protein shake that comes out of your dick...

get it, low cost..home-made...full of love...ahhh forget it...too dirty for the board. What was I thinking??

Normally, I could only get a few squirts into the blender...but put Cristina Aguilera on TV and BAM!!! gallons of home-made shakes...
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Quote from nutmeg:

My girlfreind was so ugly...

How ugly was she?

She was so ugly, when I brought her home my dog wouldn't even sniff her crotch.
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So ugly, that when he humped her leg, he closed his eyes.
 
She was so ugly, the towels in the bathroom were embrodiered, "His" and "Ugh".

When she was a kid, she worked for the Costume Store. Every Halloween, she sat in the window.

One year, she went to the Westminster Kennel Club Show. Yup. First in Show.

She went into the Ladies' Room at the Four Seasons. The Attendant asked for ID.
 
She's so ugly she had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

She's so ugly when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .and that was just for a quote!

She's so ugly when she was selected for the Extreme Makeover show, all the plastic surgeons renounced their licenses in horror.
 
"Benji's queer,
Benji's gay
He sees two balls
and he says "Hooray!"

Lick myself
Wet my cock
Have a good time watching
'Schoolhouse Rock'!"

Stay tuned for "Cats are Cunts"
 
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