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Some people are daytarders. I have taken the 12 step program to be daytard free.

Hi my name is Nutmeg. And I am a daytarder. I have been daytard free for 18 minutes today.

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Mr Woody hot dog roaster. Great for BBQ.s. How do you know your at a gay BBQ? All the hot dogs taste like shit.


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I used to own a second run movie theater and had a buddy that worked at a an assisted living home for adult tards. Sometimes he would bring a couple of the guys from the home to see a cheap movie and one night he brought a couple of these guys in when we had Something About Mary playing.

You might remember that Cameron Diaz's character has a retarded brother in the movie. When this retarded guy came on screen and started talking one tard turned to the other tard and said to him mockingly, "That's you."
 
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I used to own a second run movie theater and had a buddy that worked at a an assisted living home for adult tards. Sometimes he would bring a couple of the guys from the home to see a cheap movie and one night he brought a couple of these guys in when we had Something About Mary playing.

You might remember that Cameron Diaz's character has a retarded brother in the movie. When this retarded guy came on screen and started talking one tard turned to the other tard and said to him mockingly, "That's you."
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Don't believe nothing this guy tells you.
 
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Anybody else think nutmeg's a little...unhinged, even for ET?

Not that that is a bad thing! :D

Keep 'em comin', nutty! :cool:

Regards.
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Quote from nutmeg:

"Normal" is a setting on my dryer. :D
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Quote from nutmeg:

Don't believe nothing this guy tells you.
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Nutmeg and Fly are the only reasons I still come to ET. Baron should be paying these guys:D :D :D
 
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