Jokes 2

If Richard Pryor did a bit on the rate cut........

"B-b-b-b-b ut (Paulson:D ) we lowered rates. Borrow some money."

"I got no credit, Mother fucker."

"But if you borrow, rates are at a historic low............"

"I GOT NO CREDIT, MOTHERFUCKER. I GOT NO MUTHA FUCKIN' HOUSE, I GOT NO MUTHAFUCKIN' CAR, I GOT NO MUTHAFUCKIN' CREDIT, MUTHAFUCKER."
 
Quote from Yannis:

Bad but good!

:) :) :)
More...

He did the bit with the Insurance Man in the neighborhood:

".....if you only give us fifteen cents a month.........."

You can figure the rest.
 
We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-(

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?' Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
 
Quote from flytiger:

If Richard Pryor did a bit on the rate cut........

"B-b-b-b-b ut (Paulson:D ) we lowered rates. Borrow some money."

"I got no credit, Mother fucker."

"But if you borrow, rates are at a historic low............"

"I GOT NO CREDIT, MOTHERFUCKER. I GOT NO MUTHA FUCKIN' HOUSE, I GOT NO MUTHAFUCKIN' CAR, I GOT NO MUTHAFUCKIN' CREDIT, MUTHAFUCKER."
More...

Very very funny, but it's spelled madafaka dahhh.
 
Chelsea Clinton recently discussed current events with a U.S. soldier.

She asked if, as an American fighting man, anything scared him.

He told her there were only three things he feared:


1) Osama




2) Obama



AND



3) Yo Mama
 
WIN 2 TICKETS ALL EXPENSES PAID INCLUDING AIR FARE TO THE 2008 OLYMPIC GAMES IN BEIJING, CHINA.

To participate is very easy, just view the attached photo, correctly answer the following questions and send your answers to:
International Olympic Committee, CYGT Bagholder, Timmay, Switzerland.
1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?

Good Luck!

viet.jpg
 
Quote from nutmeg:

WIN 2 TICKETS ALL EXPENSES PAID INCLUDING AIR FARE TO THE 2008 OLYMPIC GAMES IN BEIJING, CHINA.

To participate is very easy, just view the attached photo, correctly answer the following questions and send your answers to:
International Olympic Committee, CYGT Bagholder, Timmay, Switzerland.
1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?

Good Luck!

viet.jpg
More...

Why, isn't that Sum Yung Guy there second from the left????

This killed me. I get a cramp.oooooooooooo

I don't know where you got it, or if you made it up, but it's out there now.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Did you see the thread title "daytarding"? I love it, gonna go and see if I can hunt up some jokes on daytarding.
More...
Just to make sure I understand: "daytarding" means 'to start your day late'?

:) :) :)
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top