Jokes 2

[howellpar]

Proof that you can never underestimate the innovativeness of American Farm Boys:

At a high school in Montana , a group of boy students played a prank . . . . . . .

They let three goats loose inside the school.

But before turning them loose, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2 and 4.

School Administrators cancelled classes and spent the rest of the school day looking for No. 3.

 

[howellpar]

Proof that you can never underestimate the innovativeness of American Farm Boys:

At a high school in Montana , a group of boy students played a prank . . . . . . .

They let three goats loose inside the school.

But before turning them loose, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2 and 4.

School Administrators cancelled classes and spent the rest of the day looking for Goat No. 3.

 

[fhl]

People are so freakin dumb.

I bet at least half the people I know are below average.

 

[fhl]

I woke up this morning and found that every single thing I own had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.



:eek:

 

[Yannis]

Welcome To The 21st Century

Communication - Wireless
Phones - Cordless
Cooking - Fireless
Food - Fatless
Sweets - Sugarless
Labour - Effortless
Relations - Fruitless
Attitude - Careless
Feelings - Heartless
Politics - Shameless
Education - Worthless
Mistakes - Countless
Complaints - Baseless
Youth - Jobless
Ladies - Topless
Boss - Brainless
Jobs - Thankless
Needs - Endless
Situation - Hopeless
Salaries - Less & Less
And:
BRAIN - USELESS

 

[Don Bright]

Quote from howellpar:

Proof that you can never underestimate the innovativeness of American Farm Boys:

At a high school in Montana , a group of boy students played a prank . . . . . . .

They let three goats loose inside the school.

But before turning them loose, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2 and 4.

School Administrators cancelled classes and spent the rest of the day looking for Goat No. 3.

So, did they ever find goat number 3? LOL.

Don

 

[Don Bright]

Quote from Don Bright:

So, did they ever find goat number 3? LOL.

Don

Since I'm getting older, I better point out that I was making a joke, LOL....never know these days.


Don

 

[howellpar]

He's trading the open for milk futures every morning at some boiler room operation in 'Vegas. . . . .

 

[Due Buy]

Quote from fhl:

People are so freakin dumb.

I bet at least half the people I know are below average.

I make a point of hanging out with the top 10% of intelligent people. I give all my friends an IQ test. If they fail they're not my friends.

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from Due Buy:

I make a point of hanging out with the top 10% of intelligent people. I give all my friends an IQ test. If they fail they're not my friends.

If I'm the smartest guy in the room -- I leave...