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Quote from LEAPup:

Since he's a queer, I'd say the fart couldn't be held back. Ewww!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :D

My Mother is a retired Registered Nurse, and I have numerous medical people in my family. You would not believe the stories I've over heard over the years!:eek: :eek: Some of the sickos have to wear adult diapers as they have destroyed their spinchter. Disghusting!
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You discuss these things over the family dinner table?
 
I remember when I was a kid, I was at a family dinner.
There was this huge chocolate cake for dessert.
I couldn't take my eyes off it.
My Grandad saw me and said, "go on, no-one's looking."
I said, "are you sure?"
"Course I'm sure," he replied.
So I whacked him in the mouth.
 
Our family dog of 13 years died the other week when I accidently back over him.

Naturaly there was an awkward silence when my daughter brought him up at dinner today.

It's not her fault though... we're Korean and she's anorexic.
 
Quote from LEAPup:

Since he's a queer, I'd say the fart couldn't be held back. Ewww!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :D

My Mother is a retired Registered Nurse, and I have numerous medical people in my family. You would not believe the stories I've over heard over the years!:eek: :eek: Some of the sickos have to wear adult diapers as they have destroyed their spinchter. Disghusting!
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Sounds like a great Thread to me. How many times can you talk about your edge, or futures, or the World sucking. This is interesting.
 
Quote from flytiger:

Sounds like a great Thread to me. How many times can you talk about your edge, or futures, or the World sucking. This is interesting.
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Ha ha :D You said "sucking".
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Ha ha :D You said "sucking".
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Listen to this;

Barney Frank

Office of the Whistleblower

woo hoo, you can give your rip your boss a new asshole with this agency.

Fun starts tomorrow. Thanks "loads" Barney.
 
Who said this?

"The trouble with borrowing from the Chinese is that as soon as you spend the money, you feel broke again."

Obama

Geithner

Other

Everyone

I don't know





:D
 
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