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"Grandson, I have a confession to make. I've been faking Alzheimer's disease."

Every morning for 15 years my Grandad woke up and said the same thing.
 
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:) :) :)
 
A young boy ran excitedly into the house yelling "Grandpa! Make a sound like a frog!"
Grandpa says, "Whoa! Whatta ya mean make a noise like a frog?"
"You know, that noise that frogs make at night."
"Why do you want me to do that?" Grandpa asks.
And the boy tells him, "Grandma says that when you croak, we're going to Disneyland!"
 
Pop quiz for Watson

The answer is

"And thus I clothe my naked vampire squid
With old ends stolen out of holy writ."

Who was.

A. Rolling Stone
B. Pastor Blankfein
C. Nutmeg on Shakespeare
 
Quote from TGregg:

Nutmeg and I got into a spot of trouble when we were excessively mischievous wee lads of but 8 and 10.
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Yea, and they put it to music. {:>)


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A man went on a ski trip, and was knocked unconscious by the chair lift. He called his insurance company from the hospital, but it refused to cover his injury.

"Why is the injury not covered?" he asked.

"You got hit in the head by a chair lift," the insurance rep said. "That makes you a fucking idiot, and we consider that a pre-existing condition."
 
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