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All my life Ive heard that every thing has consequences and that what goes around comes around. And I didn't believe it.

That's until my son was born black, disabled, molested, crippled, fat, blind, retarded, muslim, and a woman.
 
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As a husband and wife are laying in bed:

Wife: Honey, if I were to die tonight do you think you would remarry?

Husband: Well, I know you would want me to be happy and get on with life, so yes, I would probably remarry.

Wife: Do you think you and your new wife would live in this house?

Husband: I've worked all my life for this house and I like the area we live in. To be honest with you, I doubt we would move.

Wife: Would you and your wife still sleep in this bed?

Husband: Yeah. This bed is practically brand new. Getting rid of it would be a waste of money.

Wife: Would your new wife use my golf clubs?

Husband: No way. She's left handed!
 
A grandson asks his Russian grandfather: "Grandpa, is it true that in 1986 there was an accident at Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant?" "Yes, there was." — answered the Grandpa and patted the grandson's head. "Grandpa, is it true that it had absolutely no consequences?" "Yes, absolutely" — answered the Grandpa and patted the grandson's second head.
 
Patrick is walking past Michael's farm when he sees a sign saying - boat for sale.
What's all that about you have no boat. You've only got an an old tractor and caravan. Says Patrick
I know says Michael " and they're boat for sale"
 
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