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Great Old Song

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Quote from Yannis:

THOSE SOUTHERN LADIES

For those of you who don't live in the South and think they are a bunch of uncivilized ruffians - well, it’s simply NOT TRUE! In fact, there are ladies' groups that meet regularly to discuss current events and develop needed home-skills.For example, this photo was recently taken at a ladies group meeting where they were discussing the elections coming up in November... Watch out America!

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The big girl is kinda cute.
 
One day a Father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly realizes that it’s his daughters birthday. He pulls over and goes into a top store and asks the salesperson, “how much for one of those Barbie dolls in the display window?”

The salesperson replies, “which one did you mean sir? We have Workout Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $269.95.”

The stunned father asks,” It’s WHAT? Why is the Divorced Barbie $269.95 and the others are all $19.95?”

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers, “Sir… Divorced Barbie come with Kens car, Kens house, Kens boat, Kens furniture, Kens computer, one of Kens friends…and a key chain made to resemble Kens balls.”
 
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One day a Father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly realizes that it’s his daughters birthday. He pulls over and goes into a top store and asks the salesperson, “how much for one of those Barbie dolls in the display window?”

The salesperson replies, “which one did you mean sir? We have Workout Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $269.95.”

The stunned father asks,” It’s WHAT? Why is the Divorced Barbie $269.95 and the others are all $19.95?”

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers, “Sir… Divorced Barbie come with Kens car, Kens house, Kens boat, Kens furniture, Kens computer, one of Kens friends…and a key chain made to resemble Kens balls.”
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LOL, and SO true!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :( :D
 
It was my parents 40th wedding anniversary last week and they were telling me that they're starting to feel really old.

I told them that it's never too late in life to do things that you've always wanted to do.

So they've put me up for adoption.
 
I thought I was adopted. When I finally had the courage to ask my parents if I was adopted my Dad said, "Out of all the million kids in the world why would we pick you?"

My Dad never had any formal training as a comedian.:cool:
 
Elmer has got some very interesting new projects! I heard about "Fudd in Fudd out", "Let there be&#65279; Fudd", "RoboFudd", "Fudd me harder" or "First Fudd is the deepest"... Fudd on and stay tuned....when the Fabulous Fudd meets the SEC in the Wabbit hole.



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A lady was doing market research at the mall and stopped me and said, "Would you mind if I asked you some questions?"

Me: "No, that's fine ask away."

Her: "Right, question one. Have you ever suffered from forgetfulness?"

Me: "Not that I know of."

Her: "And finally, question ten.."

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