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- Thread starter gwb-trading
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The dyslexic agnostic insomniac sits around all night arguing about whether there is a "dog"
ruff..ruff..
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ruff..ruff..
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I went to the doctors to ask for some 'Viagra' as I've been having a bit of a problem getting an erection with my wife.
The doctor said "Before you try drugs why don't you try the 'dip and lip' technique!"
"What the fuck is that?" I said.
"When your wife is sleeping, stick your finger in her pussy, then smear it on your top lip, that should do the trick!" he replied.
I gave it a go that night, I dipped my finger in and her pussy was sopping wet ! Then I smeared my top lip and 'Hey Presto' I was stiff as a board.
I switched the light on, woke my wife up and said "Look whats happend!"
She said "You woke me up for a fucking nose bleed?"
The doctor said "Before you try drugs why don't you try the 'dip and lip' technique!"
"What the fuck is that?" I said.
"When your wife is sleeping, stick your finger in her pussy, then smear it on your top lip, that should do the trick!" he replied.
I gave it a go that night, I dipped my finger in and her pussy was sopping wet ! Then I smeared my top lip and 'Hey Presto' I was stiff as a board.
I switched the light on, woke my wife up and said "Look whats happend!"
She said "You woke me up for a fucking nose bleed?"
A scene from America's future:
In 2012 a man goes to the GM dealership and tells the salesman he wants to buy an electric car.
The salesman says: "you can come and pick it up in three years. Three years from today."
The man says: "will that be in the morning or the afternoon?"
The salesman asks: "what makes the difference?"
The man says: "in the morning I'm scheduled for an MRI at the doctor's office."
In 2012 a man goes to the GM dealership and tells the salesman he wants to buy an electric car.
The salesman says: "you can come and pick it up in three years. Three years from today."
The man says: "will that be in the morning or the afternoon?"
The salesman asks: "what makes the difference?"
The man says: "in the morning I'm scheduled for an MRI at the doctor's office."
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