Jokes 2

I saw a homeless man crying. I felt bad. I asked the man why he is crying.

The homeless man replied, "I have been homeless for 3 years, I have had this cup infront of me for three years, and I havent gotten a dime put in it for three years.

I looked down at the homeless mans cup and saw that the lid was still on it.

I just walked on.
 
Some random facts about homeless people

They don't have a home.

When homeless people sneeze, they ejaculate.

Somewhere in the world, a homeless person is sneezing right now.

They make jokes about us behind our backs
 
A one-dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."

The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"

The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff, church, church, church."
 
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