Jokes 2
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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
> series of tests, the last of which had left his
> bodily systems extremely upset.
> Upon making several false alarm trips to the
> bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another
> and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
> diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to
> remain rational.
>
> In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
> bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out
> the hospital window.
>
> A drunk was walking
> by the hospital when the
> sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing,
> and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
> unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled
> sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
>
> As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
> staring down at the sheets, a hospital security
> guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who
> had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
> 'What the heck is going on here?'
>
> The drunk, still staring down replied: 'I think I
> just beat the sh!t out of a ghost.'
>
>
> series of tests, the last of which had left his
> bodily systems extremely upset.
> Upon making several false alarm trips to the
> bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another
> and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
> diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to
> remain rational.
>
> In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
> bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out
> the hospital window.
>
> A drunk was walking
> by the hospital when the
> sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing,
> and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
> unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled
> sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
>
> As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
> staring down at the sheets, a hospital security
> guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who
> had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
> 'What the heck is going on here?'
>
> The drunk, still staring down replied: 'I think I
> just beat the sh!t out of a ghost.'
>
>
Mom told me she was proud of me and said she regreated that I never met my father but that he was a sailor.
"Really mom, what was his name?" I asked.
"Iâm not sure"
"What mom, you donât know who you slept with?"
"Of course I do Nutmeg like every good coast guard mother, I slept with the navyâs pacific fleet"
"Really mom, what was his name?" I asked.
"Iâm not sure"
"What mom, you donât know who you slept with?"
"Of course I do Nutmeg like every good coast guard mother, I slept with the navyâs pacific fleet"
I fell badly if you've never been at a Home Depot at 7-9 am. Because only then, can you truly appreciate this video:
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