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Play Pool Anyone?

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A nice looking girl came up to me today and said, "Hey, you're that funny guy that puts up those jokes on ET?"

"That's me," I replied.

She said, "Are they true stories?"

"They aren't," I replied.

Then we enjoyed a six hour sex session.
 
When I was a boy at school I was bullied up until I was 15 as I was only 5 foot 2 tall.

Then I grew another foot.

(okay you lazy bastards, you can finish the rest of the joke)

Or just laugh silently to yourself...

:D

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That reminds me of the time grandma was knitting...what the hell was she knitting?.....brb
 
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That reminds me of the time grandma was knitting...what the hell was she knitting?.....brb
More...

A grandmother sat on her porch knitting three socks when someone walked by and asked, “Why are you knitting three socks?”

The grandmother replied, “Because my grandson said he’s grown a foot since joining the Army.”
 
Chuck Hagel’s chances of winning Senate confirmation as President Barack Obama’s next defense secretary gained momentum as Republicans led by John McCain said they would oppose any attempt to block a vote on the nominee.

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Federal prosecutors intend to bring civil charges against Standard & Poor's for wrongdoing in its U.S. AA rating where clearly it's junk status.

:eek:
 
The top lies that women believe:
1.There are no good men left out there to date.
2.It’s too late for me to find love.
3.I’m too fat/thin/ugly.
4.I need another person in my life to feel complete.
5.I can change my man into the ideal mate.

There is a 6th they will believe, and lucky for you, I will share it now.
6. I only want to stick the head in.:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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